Couch Critic: Horrible Bosses
“I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states!”
-Kurt Buckman in Horrible Bosses
film reviews
Couch Critic: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
“WTF to that.”
-Bruce Brazos in Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
Couch Critic: The Tree Of Life
“Someday we’ll fall down and weep.
And we’ll understand it all, all things.”
-Mr. O’Brien in The Tree Of Life
Couch Critic: X-Men: First Class
“There’s so much more to you than you know, not just pain and anger. There’s good in you too, and you can harness all that.”
-Charles Xavier in X-Men: First Class
Couch Critic: Source Code
“Tell me everything's gonna be okay."<p class="alignright">-Captain Colter Stevens in <i>Source Code</i></p><br/>
Couch Critic: The Adjustment Bureau
“All I have are the choices I make, and I choose her, come what may.”
-David Norris in The Adjustment Bureau
Couch Critic: The Ghost Writer
"A less equable man than I might start to find your questions impertinent."<p class="alignright">-Paul Emmett in <i>The Ghost Writer</i></p><br/>
Couch Critic: A Prophet
"The idea is to leave here a little smarter."<p class="alignright">-Reyeb in <i>A Prophet</i></p><br/>