film reviews

Couch Critic: Horrible Bosses

“I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states!”

-Kurt Buckman in Horrible Bosses

Couch Critic: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

“WTF to that.”

-Bruce Brazos in Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Couch Critic: The Tree Of Life

“Someday we’ll fall down and weep.

And we’ll understand it all, all things.”

-Mr. O’Brien in The Tree Of Life

Couch Critic: X-Men: First Class

“There’s so much more to you than you know, not just pain and anger. There’s good in you too, and you can harness all that.”

-Charles Xavier in X-Men: First Class

Couch Critic: Limitless

“Worth the risk? What would you do?”

-Eddie Morra in Limitless

Couch Critic: Buried

“You terrified, so I’m terrorist?”

-Jabir in Buried

Couch Critic: Source Code

“Tell me everything's gonna be okay."<p class="alignright">-Captain Colter Stevens in <i>Source Code</i></p><br/>

Couch Critic: The Adjustment Bureau

“All I have are the choices I make, and I choose her, come what may.”

-David Norris in The Adjustment Bureau

Couch Critic: The Ghost Writer

"A less equable man than I might start to find your questions impertinent."<p class="alignright">-Paul Emmett in <i>The Ghost Writer</i></p><br/>

Couch Critic: A Prophet

"The idea is to leave here a little smarter."<p class="alignright">-Reyeb in <i>A Prophet</i></p><br/>