Couch Critic: Looper
“I don’t want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we’re going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws.”
-Old Joe in Looper
Reviews
Top 11 Films Of 2011
And the winner is… Drive
Couch Critic: The Dark Knight Rises
“You do not fear death. You think this makes you strong. It makes you weak.”
-Blind Prisoner in The Dark Knight Rises
Some Fun Stats From 2011
Numbers are fun.
Couch Critic: Horrible Bosses
“I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states!”
-Kurt Buckman in Horrible Bosses
Couch Critic: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
“WTF to that.”
-Bruce Brazos in Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
Couch Critic: The Tree Of Life
“Someday we’ll fall down and weep.
And we’ll understand it all, all things.”
-Mr. O’Brien in The Tree Of Life
Couch Critic: X-Men: First Class
“There’s so much more to you than you know, not just pain and anger. There’s good in you too, and you can harness all that.”
-Charles Xavier in X-Men: First Class
Eisley – The Valley || Music Review
“Cause my love for you has died tonight
I don’t know how to own you
My love for you was faulty / Now angels watch it die”
-Eisley in “Watch It Die”
The Low Anthem – Smart Flesh || Music Review
“No ghost at all / Someone asking for a ride
No ghost at all / Someone asking for a home”
-The Low Anthem in “Ghost Woman Blues”