Couch Critic: The Intouchables
“Hope well and have well.”
-Philippe in The Intouchables
Film Reviews
Couch Critic: Seven Psychopaths
“You’re the one who thought psychopaths were interesting. They get kind of tiresome after a while, don’t you think?”
-Hans in Seven Psychopaths
Couch Critic: Django Unchained
“I don’t go in for sweets, thank you.”
-Dr. King Schultz in Django Unchained
Couch Critic: The Impossible
“Dad, can we swim in there?”
-Simon in The Impossible
Couch Critic: Life Of Pi
“If it happens, it happens, why should it have meaning?”
-Adult Pi Patel in Life Of Pi
Couch Critic: Flight
“No one could have landed that plane like I did. No one.”
-Whip Whitaker in Flight
Couch Critic: End Of Watch
“I am the police, and I’m here to arrest you. You’ve broken the law. I did not write the law. I may disagree with the law but I will enforce it.”
-Brian Taylor in End Of Watch
Couch Critic: Zero Dark Thirty
“In the end, bro, everybody breaks. It’s biology.”
-Jack in Zero Dark Thirty
Couch Critic: The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how could that be.”
-Charlie in The Perks Of Being A Wallflower